Actually, creepily appropriate

In 2009, googlebrat resolves to...

Overcome my secret fear of search engines.
Spend less time on google.
Backup my rpg regularly.
Spend more time with my arolos.
Put fifty punkthedogs a month into my savings account.
Find a new arolosweyr.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

Huh. Actually.. I DO need to run backups.

(HOW DID IT KNOW?)