(fic) Child's Play

Title: Child's Play
Author: googlebrat
Fandom:SGA
Rating:G
Genre: Gen, Humour
Pairings: None
Characters: Radek, Rodney, Elizabeth
Spoilers (if applicable): None
Warnings: None. Unless you have glasses-related trauma
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Of course, it all started with a disagreement with Rodney. What happened to Radek during Critical Mass, and the events following.

( Child's Play )

A cookie for the one who finds me...

There was another Think! road safety advert. Basically it says that if you hit a kid, its corpse will teleport to wherever you are for the rest of your life.

Yes, foreigners, this was EVERY BIT as creepy as it sounds. At work? Corpse under desk. Watching kids play football? Corpse on field. In bed? Corpse draft excluder.

I am trying to find it on youtube, but having issues mostly due to the fact that there are SO MANY road safety adverts and half of them turn my stomach. I may never drive again, but I still haven't located what I want.

ETA: Found it

(no subject)

Someone has an icon with that TW quote, about "Will you forget me in a hundred years?" And sadly every time I see it my brain repeats a joke which was hilarious when I was nine.

"Will you remember me tomorrow?"
"Yes, of course."
"Will you remember me in a week?"
"Yes"
"Will you remember me in a year?"
"....yes"
*pause*
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"SEE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ME ALREADY"

There's also:


Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Yes, it is!